I
really like to wear other guy's boots, especially if the guy happens
to be a cop. Mounted
and motor cops usually wear these really heavy high boots - black
leather with thick welt soles- and, best of all, cops never want to
give such boots up easy, particularly to a disrespectful young
dude like me. Just how do I persuade guys who are reluctant to give
up their boots to me? I usually start by just similin' real sweet
while I'm lookin' down at the footwear in question and I go, "I
REALLY WANT YOUR BOOTS!" With a little help from my buddy Tobias,
who's an expert at pressure point judo, I almost always get what I
want. In fact, the more a guy resists, the better Tobias and me like
it. Once Tobias has taken the guy down, I get to step in and relieve
the guy of his boots and (this part is very important) make 'em watch
as I pull 'em on. As I do, I look 'em right in the eye and start a
line of chatter."HEY, BUDDY, DO YOU LIKE THE WAY YOUR BOOTS LOOK
ON ME? MIND IF I TAKE 'EM FOR A LITTLE TEST STROLL?"Then I do
what I call my "BOOT STRUT" back and forth in front of the
guy while Tobias holds him down. This one time, we got the best of
a big motor cop in a back alley. After Tobias did his thing on the
officer, and got him under control, I kinda got carried away and went
ahead and harvested his entire uniform off him- shirt, gunbelt, breeches
and, of course, his magnificent pair of tall, spit shined, black leather
patrol boots. Tobias made him watch as I took off my street clothes
and started trying on his uniform.Wanta know what happened next? Use
your imagination .... or check out the pix!
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